Saturday, May 30, 2020
Zero point four nine miles per gallon yesterday
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We were burning at a rate of 40 gallons of diesel per hour at 20-22 knots. Honestly kind of sickening. This counts toward Captain Ralph’s carbon footprint since I am merely crew!
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