Friday, May 22, 2020

WANTED: Crew!

Still tied at the dock but getting kicked out within the hour as we are occupying someone’s slip. The steering is as good as it is going to get, but we will need some parts for a permanent fix. Captain Ralph is on the phone with Huckins and some Australian guy in NYC and anyone with an  idea. Speaking of which, anybody have one?

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=16XpCBorSV8D9fzCDjf4cb0sgP5sYCB0l

Will hire crew! Join the adventure in the penultimate internship! You won’t make much (ok, you won’t make anything) but the experience will be invaluable. You will receive letters of recommendations from two fine physicians and a soon to be attorney and you will go far. If you have never been boating, it is calm, relaxing, and care free!* I will feature you on the blog and you will have an exclusive, all-access pass to The Ralphs and their adventure lifestyle. No experience necessary. Preference given to Cummins diesel mechanics and marine electricians. We are an (UEOE) unequal opportunity employer. Benefits are inumerable. 

*no guarantees... absolutely, none.
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2 comments:

  1. WanderLustMay 22, 2020 at 3:25 PM

    Bet if you posted crew wanted on the Trumpster blog site you would get plenty of applications. Watcha think about that ?

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  2. RJMay 22, 2020 at 4:12 PM

    That works for Ralph, but not Ralph! (hint: Ralph is the smarter and better looking one!)

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