Choices

The options are:

511 hour walk
139 hour bicycle ride
23 hour drive

OR

Cruise it! We surmise this trip will take 2-3 weeks. As always, our progress is highly dependent on the weather. I will do my best to entertain you along the way, but feel free to post requests for drone footage of major landmarks along with other ideas and inquiries. I am acquiescing to the authorities regarding drone operation around our lady of freedom and do intend to provide you with world class footage of, and also recommendations for solving the public health crisis created by, the french trojan horse known as the Statue of Liberty!*

Currently, Ralph is prepping the boat in Jacksonville while Ralph tends to his dogs and hens and locks down the NH compound. Does anybody know whether homeland security takes issue with bringing farm fresh eggs onto a plane?

Ralphs rendevous at JAX in T-minus 41 hours...

*Disclaimer: Ability to obtain footage is entirely weather dependent and ultimately beyond Ralphs' control in that regard.